scornandritz:

you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these

meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident 

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*watching The Avengers with my family*

  • mom: that's loki, kristie is in love with him
  • whole family: *turns to stare at me, shunning me with their gazes*
  • me: HE'S SO PRECIOUS, LOOK
  • loki: *kills person*
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so after i saw the avengers

  • these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
  • girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
  • girl 2: loki! duh!
  • girl 1: uh no it was hulk
  • girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
  • girl 1: you're the weirdo!
  • their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
saathi1013:

giddygherkin:

Steam Punk Iron Man by ~TheDreamerWorld

I… I’ll be in my bunk.
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avengemychaos:

…. Help them.

avengemychaos:

…. Help them.

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